Merry Christmas, My Love

Merry Christmas, my love

Through all these years, you're the one I think of

If I had a time machine

I'd take us back

Back to the first time I saw you in that

Redneck bar

You looked so far out of place

That your face was the only face I saw

But I don't have a time machine

And oh, I wish I did

Because if I did

I'd have something to give you for Christmas

Merry Christmas, my love

Through all these years

You're the one I think of

If I had a hot air balloon

We'd float away on a breeze

To happier climates

Our own private island

With our own private beach

We'd swim into the night

And the stars up above would be our only light

But I don't have a hot air ballon

And oh, I wish I did

Because if I did

I'd have something to give you

For Christmas

Merry Christmas

Years from now

Maybe we'll be rich

And everything that comes to us in dreams we'll have

Oh, but I know, even if we're broke

It won't break us down in halves

Merry Christmas!

I've got nothing to give you now

Except for this song

And also a DVD that we already had but we lost

So, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, my love

Sadly this song is the only gift I could think of

Merry Christmas, my love

Through all these years, you're the one I think of