Please No Squeeza da Banana

He's got the pomarola, he's got the insalata

He's got tutte cose fruits

 

Riley the cop would always stop

On the corner at Tony's fruit stand

He'd help himself to anything

On which he could lay his hand

 

Riley did this quite often

Plenty of fruit he would soften

So Tony got sore

And inwardly swore

And he began to shout,

Oh no, here he comes again!

 

Hey! Please no squeeze-a da banana

Because when you do dat

The banana you make it flat

Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana

When you squeeze-a da plum

You put-a him on the bum

 

You touch-a this, you touch-a that

You touch-a everyt'ing

You push-a this, you push-a that

You never buy nothing

Oh please no squeeze-a da banana

If you squeeze-a, officer, please

Squeeze-a da coconut

 

Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana

Because when you do dat

The banana you make it flat

Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana

When you squeeze-a da grape

You put him outta shape

 

You touch-a this, you touch-a that

You take me for a fool

You squeeze-a this, you squeeze-a that

Why don't you squeeze-a chadrool?

 

Oh, please no squeeze-a da banana

If you squeeze-a, officer, please

Squeeze-a da coconut

 

Please no squeeze-a da banana

Because when you do dat

The banana you make it flat

Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana

When you make-a da reach

You break em up-a da peach

 

You touch-a this, you push-a that

You muss 'em up-a da stand

You squeeze-a this, you take-a that

Someday I break-a you hand

 

Oh, please no squeeze-a da banana

If you squeeze-a, officer, please

Squeeze-a da coconut

Squeeze-a da watermelon

But please, no squeeze-a da banana