Our Christmas Monkey

My Aunt Margret said she knew every Christmas carol Songs of holly, Santa, snow and reindeer by the barrel So I set out to find some unsung Christmas thing So for her sake, we would have a brand new carol to sing Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey No one's sung about Christmas monkey Christmas monkey's got no song It's been that way for much too long Monkeys run and monkeys climb Monkeys love Christmas time Just ask George, the hairy one here He's got spirit and monkety cheer (He's got spirit and monkety cheer) Don't you think it's time? I mean, it's like a crime It seems so very, very wrong A Christmas monkey needs a song Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey No one's sung about Christmas monkey Christmas monkey's got no song It's been that way for much too long Monkeys run and monkeys climb Monkeys love Christmas time Just ask George, the hairy one here He's got spirit and monkety cheer (He's got spirit and monkety cheer) Don't you think it's time? I mean, it's like a crime It seems so very, very wrong A Christmas monkey needs a song Harps are plunky, skunks are skunky Doughnuts dunky, an elephant's trunky But there's only one thing monkey Guess what that is, guess what that is Oh, oh It's a Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey Time to sing about Christmas monkey Lift your voices loud and strong This is the Christmas monkey song Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey Deck the halls with the Christmas monkey Lift your voices loud and strong This is the Christmas monkey song Lift your voices loud and strong This is the Christmas monkey song