Blistering Blue Barnacles

I never was an easy child I had alot of fights in school The career advisor said to me Here is what i think you should do Now you could be an sailor or Maybe you could have your own ship If you had an oil tanker You wouldn't have to take no shit I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you are a galley slave I sailed across the ocean blue I traveled around the seven seas And of the coast of So-ma-lia Some pirates boarded me And after about half an hour The stupid motherfuckers knew That when they tried to board my vessel They bit of more than they could ever chew I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you are a galley slave This deck it will not wash itself So get down on your knees The sails they will not raise themselves So get up in the bridge Your back it will not whip itself So bare your shoulders please My Balls they will not wash themselves So get down on your knees I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you are a galley slave I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge You must be a galley slave You were better than the dogs