I'm Corny

Okay, I'm corny, all my songs are super boring I'm like Macklemore on crack, if he smoked it 'til he was forty I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I try too hard to be cool I'm a clickbait rapper, I pay for all of my views I got white-white-white privilege leaking out my eyes when I cry And I'm always shedding tears, 'cause it's hard to be white My girlfriend writes my raps, I hope I never get dumped again I hate the Libtards, so I must be Republican All my Gucci is fake, I got this Louis on sale I'm a snitch, like Tekashi, so I will never see jail I look just like the mumble rappers, that everyone hates I braid my hair, like a girl, put tattoos on my face, ya Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said All that hate, it isn't healthy You might end up dead They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt Kick your butt Okay, I'm corny and whack, I'm horrible trash I'm the worst rapper alive, and I'm ignorin' the facts I try too hard to be edgy, my bars are garbage, you win I'm one-hundred percent pure, Grade-A, Colombian cringe And if rap was a game, you could play with your friends I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss, you fought at the end Look, I'm so thirsty for clout, that I'd slap my mama, for fame I'm thirty, but I look like I'm your grandfather's age I'm like Joyner Lucas-Corny had a baby with Logic The doctor dropped it on his head and said, "That's a Tom MacDonald" I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party Retarded Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said All that hate, it isn't healthy, you might end up dead They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt Kick your butt Retard, loser, you're so gay, you're so corny, you're so lame You're unhappy, so you call me names Been the same since seventh grade: angry, sad, and full of hate Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt They call me a loser, say I suck Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what? You're so stupid, are you drunk? Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt Kick your butt