I go down to Logantown, look up Ruby Bates

Don't call the police, they won't help none

Two tons of turtle doves from out of state

Just tell her I sent you for the discount rate

My man with a moving van's looking for a job to do

He'll work for cheap but he'll change you

A blue eye on the left hand side, hazel on the right

He'll cut right through with a second sight

But I work for free

And love is all I need

Yes, I work for free

'Cause love is all I need

Oh no, my swimming hole is full of turpentine

It's raining mud from a bad sky

I can help to clean this up, but I don't think I'm qualified

We need to find someone who can purify

But if you have a need of which you can't describe

A feeling of the third kind

That's my specialty, that's easy

We can draw up the plans, of a new design

And I work for free

'Cause love is all I need

Yes, I work for free

And love is all I need