Jeff Feels Better

Murdered at birth and I feel my head Drift into the silence from my breath I can't tell anymore What was there or what was said I talk to strangers cause they are my friends Outsiders they will never understand What I've made in my own world That has taken over my head Jeff,"Well the fact of the matter is I live a very boring life" I feel what I can't see, as you're taken away from me Jeff,"Bill I just wanted To be the first customer at my new lemonade stand" Am I talking to myself? Do these names mean anything? I'm alone but I feel they are here You hear my voice and your head is filled with fear I added you here to stay But you're starting to drift away I'm a faceless ghost you can call me a king An archangel searching for someone to sing The song that's in my head I'll wake up to find you dead Jeff,"No I'm not drunk umm. my name is Jeff" "Life... Life... Whats a life?" "Well, its uh in a box Uhmm in the kitchen cabinet And you usually have it for breakfast." Its too good to true That I am using you Sit back and watch my show And burn away so slow Eat me! Hacking in again Its not me! Its just the photos and the things you read Trying to find your own perfection All I need is some affection Hack me! What is in my head? Did you steal what I said? My eyes They still grow But when will I know? When your mind has decayed From the mess that you've made Eat me! I know what you fear Its all the people that you're near My skin I peel For what I reveal Hacking in again Its all you! You think you're hidden but I see you You know I'm insane But I don't even know my brain Hack me! What do you see Someone that's not me The war inside my head Will go till I'm dead I must try to feel better I'm starting to feel better Jeff "First of all, Madonna and I We started dating, um, August of uh 2017. And um, you know I was gonna marry her You know along with some other ladies, there's, uh. many here now. And everybody was compatible Everybody loved Madonna, She used write me love letters every day On-, through direct message in one of the chat groups we had. And she was just so sweet and adorable and lovable. Well what happened was, is uh We had an enemy Who was trying to hack in Same person who Killed Samuel L. Jackson. Now Samuel L. Jackson, you know, You could see him on, you know, TV any night but that's his double. But the police did the investigation Samuel L. Jackson and family Were 'killed' by this guy Who used to be on one of our chat groups. And uh he's a um, NBA Player." "We're afraid to comment. We're afraid to comment." "When you say 'anything' uh Anything or anyone? Because anything can be A lotta different things I dunno Uh. Any-THING, uhh like, You mean like a balloon? Any-THING, uhhh The TV set? I dunno anything You said 'Bro you don't understand anything' Uhh. a pencil?" "Bill you had mentioned Something about being an artist. With. um. asparagus. Mental conditions or something. Yeah! Um... the conditions uh. Like I use hair condition Hair condition in my hair Bill! When I take a shower. Uhm, you know, its that I dunno if you've ever used it Its like this real gooey stuff And you put it in your hair After you shampoo!" "I was diagnosed with An ankle sprain heheh. But you know it got better After I uh, put ice cream on it." "I didn't know you could BE drunk like an asparagus!" "I live with my face every day. I've had my face since I was 1 year old, Suck on my mothers breast. I mean uh, I don't wanna look at Any mans face Myself included. I don't take photos of myself Cause men are not attractive looking Theres no man on earth that's pretty. Theres none. And, and then There's women that are ugly too. I mean ther- not all women are pretty" "Uhmm why? Well its uh, Its a parallel To the United States of America Its a kingdom. And I'm the head of the kingdom. But, I'm also, um, We're restructuring The United States government. Its no longer democratic Its now theocratic. Um, but the population Doesn't know about it Only just the leaders of It know about it. Its been a lot of things Transpired over the last several months." "Oh my god Its gonna destroy the earth If its not made manifest today That I'm president of the United States. I was signed in, One FUCKING YEAR AGO By a marine general and the navy admiral. After, Barack Obama died! I was his Vice President! AND I'M STILL NOT FUCKIN KNOWN AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! AND WE WARRED AGAINST FUCKIN EVERY COUNTRY AND WE DESTROYED RUSSIA AND CHINA! WHAT THE FUCK? Joe was pissed and so was I man. Damn man Its a fucked up FUCKED UP COUNTRY THE UNITED STATES IS ITS FUCKED UP!"