Drunk on a Plane

I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon

A couple tickets, all-inclusive, down in Cancun

Couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy

'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back, right beside me

Now, I've got empty mini bottles filling both our trays

I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom, alone there at the top of the cake

I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home, I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass

And when we land, I'll call her up and tell her I had a blast

I got drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

Getting drunk on a plane

I might be passed out

In the baggage claim

But right now

Drunk, drunk on a plane