(Let's Have an) X-Rated Xmas (feat. Julia Haltigan)

Darling

I get so cold on these winter nights

Let’s keep each other warm this Christmas

Let’s have an X-rated Christmas

Let’s make it one we won’t forget

Lay me down and trim my tree

Place your star on top of me

And ride me through the night on Santa’s sleigh

Let’s have a dirty, filthy Christmas

Let’s make sure the neighbors hear it all

Turn the lights down dimly

And I’ll slide down my chimney

And fill my home with all your little toys

Mama said that good boys are never naughty

And daddy told me good girls are always nice

But now we know that Mom and Dad and Santa are all prude

Cause Christmastime is better in the nude

So let’s have an X-rated Christmas

I want to feel your body close to mine

While the snow is falling

We'll be busy balling

Cause this is our X-rated Christmas

Yes this is an X-rated Christmas

Merry Christmas, baby