Eat Y'self Fitter

I'm in the furniture trade

Got a new job today

But stick the cretin

On the number three lathe

Went down the town

To a HM club

The sign had a cross

And a couple well-dressed

They looked at my coat

They looked at my hair

An Easy Rider coot

Grabbed the edge of my coat

Said, you're too smart for here

Said, I'll see the manager

He was the manager

(Eat y'self fitter)

Up the stairs mister

(Eat y'self fitter)

Analytics have got

My type worked out

Analytics on me

The poison render

I grope about

And when I go out

My mind splits

My eyes doth hurt

The musical chairs

Have been swallowed up

By a cuddly group

Who land and rub off

Hoping that

Whatever it is

Will land and drop off

I met a hero of mine

I shook his hand

Got trapped in the door

Felt a fool, I'll tell ya

Charmed to meet ya

(Eat y'self fitter)

Up the stairs mister

(Eat y'self fitter)

Became a recluse

I bought a computer

Set it up in the home

Elusive big one

On the screen

Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear

On the screen

Where's the cursor?

Where's the eraser?

Where's the cursor?

Where's the eraser?

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O

H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O

What's a computer?

(Eat y'self fitter)

What's a computer?

(Eat y'self fitter)

The Kevin Ayers scene

South of France

Plush velvet

Aback, aback

Aback, aback

A Levi's Fridays

Greek holidays

Barratt heritance, Barratt heritance

Victim, victim, a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Pick the fleas mister

(Eat y'self fitter)

Eat y'self fitter?

(Eat y'self fitter)

Who tells you what

To tape on your vid. chip

How do you know the progs you miss

Are worse than those you single out?

And what do ya do when the rental's up?

And your bottom rack is full of vids

Of programs you will nay look at

The way they act is, oh, sheer delight

Cardboard copyright

Make it right

Panic in Sudan

Panic in Wardour

Panic in Granadaland

Panic all over

By the wretched timesheeters

Of my delight

One starry night

The powers that be will have to meet

And have no choice but to

Eat each other

(Eat y'self fitter)

Eat each other

(Eat y'self fitter)

(Eat y'self fitter)

Portly and with good grace

The secret straight-back ogre entered

His brain aflame

With all the dreams

It had conjured

It had conjured

It had conjured

It had conjured

A victim, a victim, a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

Don't wanna be a victim

The centimeter square

(Eat y'self fitter)

Said it purged fear

(Eat y'self fitter)

(Eat y'self fitter)

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