Redneck Jingle Bells

Dashin' through the snow in a lifted pickup truck

O'er the hills we go lookin' for a buck

I'm back here in the bed with a big smile on my face

I'm gettin' in the spirit with a loaded .308

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Fill that freezer up

Oh what fun it is just drinkin' bourbon, shootin' bucks

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to shoot a deer on Christmas day

Santa came last night, but he parked his sleigh next door

'Cause he knows I'd love a reindeer mount right over my front door

And we told all the kids those presents have to wait

'Til daddy comes back home with a big dead deer on his tailgate

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Fill that freezer up

Oh what fun it is just drinkin' bourbon, shootin' bucks

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to shoot a deer on Christmas day

Got service at the church

Cold beer at home tonight

Then back up in the mornin' just to do it one more time

Them snowflakes, they don't hunt

But that leaves more for me

Plus venison goes perfect with a shot of ol' Jim Beam

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Fill that freezer up

Oh what fun it is just drinkin' bourbon, shootin' bucks

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to shoot a deer on Christmas day