I'm a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt

It was pre-arranged

Food network on and I'm passed out

Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt

I'm a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt debt

It was pre-arranged

Food network on and I'm passed out

Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt

Going into Best Buy looking for a deal

Looking for a way for this broken heart to heal

My salesman is Derek he knows just how I feel

It's the first conversation that I've had that feels real

Might buy a flat screen just to get to know you

Pulled up wearing long-johns, winter gloves, and toe shoes

Your more than a salesman

You got an Etsy store

I wanna know you

I wanna learn more

You sell replicas

Of pirate stuff

On your Etsy store

You're looking buff

You look at me

You say "enough"

I gotta talk to you

You gotta know the truth

I'm a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt debt

It was pre arranged

Food network on and I'm passed out

Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt

Looking at yourself like I might live forever

Even if you could would you even spare the effort

Ina Garten, Sandra Lee, could they be so clever

Going into surgery but my hearts severed

Never want to let go of a present day

Even if it's worse than every other memory

Even if it's worse than what you just told me

Even if it's worse than what you just told me