Poison in the Mistletoe

No more rotting pumpkin seeds No screams no haunted parks No more room for skeletons No candy blood or fog Pumpkin spice has gone away Cold weather's getting near Every one is caroling I have no cheer no pumpkin beer It's Christmas Poison in the mistletoe It's Christmas Choking from the eggnog bowl It's Christmas Burning out the fireplace It's a Christmas Wake me on October 8th Now we'll have a holiday when suicides are up I'd rather have a holiday with fake blood zombie guts No more witches flying brooms no devils eating flames All I see when I look up is 12 reindeer with Santa's sleigh It's Christmas Deck the halls with skulls and bats It's Christmas No more trick or treat that's that It's Christmas Time to kill the Christmas tree It's Christmas I wish we had more Halloween No more Jack-o-lanterns just bald snowmen round and fat Can't watch scary movies clearly hallmark's where it's at Stabbing kids with candy canes My dreams are getting odd Everyone is wearing red No teeth these creeps are Santa's frauds It's Christmas Kidnap Mr. Santy Claws It's Christmas No one's running from chain saws It's Christmas Watch your money disappear It's Christmas It's the most expensive time of year It's my 2nd favorite time of year