Grinch

First off, fuck Santa Claus

He ain't never done shit for a **** like me

People been hating on me since I was like three

Just because I was different and my skin was light green

Hating and spreading rumors all over IG

I see them coming for everything that I be

Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth, my skin

My hair, and the fucking way I speak

Was the night before Christmas

All through the house

I sat in my room

Alone with no spouse

Scrolling my phone

Comparing myself

To people who don't put no food in my mouth

Looking around

Jerking off

To Bella Thorne's Only Fans account

While scheming the system and faking depression

So I can get rich just to double my clout

I'm tired of Christmas, I don't want a present

Can't wait for the future, I'm done the past

I'm fucking up Santa on sight if I see him

I'm punching his belly and kicking his ass

Rudolph can get it, that red on his nose

Will get put on his head if he's talking that trash

Donner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen

And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance

Santa gon' think I'm a psycho

I'm dunking these cookies like Micheal

I'm fucking Miss Claus then I'm posting the vid

So your ho, ho, ho is viral

Life is vicious cycle, karma comes around

And bites you, this for everybody who was mean and bullied me

Down in Whoville back in high school

Listen, I'm not ugly, it's acquired taste

My ham's green with the eggs and steak

Got Max out on my dawg

I'm scamming unemployment out in several states

I drive stick, I don't need a sleigh

Need no hooks 'cause I've mastered bait

I'm so good, even Santa plays this song on Christmas

I'm the Grinch

No hands when I'm taking a piss

No condom when I'm fucking your bitch

In and out like the burger

I'm saucing the patty so bun's on my dick a stick

I don't need fire to heat my crib

You dumb fuck, I'm already lit

And the only time you'll ever rap better

Is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts

I wanna know if naughty or nice

I bet you pray on the downfall of others

Like me whenever you sleep at night

Fuck this society, everyone acts like they're perfect

While judging another's life

You don't qualify to judge on what is wrong from right

You're not God

Oh, my god

I'm 'bout to throw massive fit

A punch, I don't care if you're a pacifist

I'll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass

Assist you straight ass, all you pass is gas

And if I do the math, you'll never be half of half

What my active is, I'm captaining you, cap

That's a asterisk to say you should never try to be an activist

Let me explain my pain and why I'm going insane

And why your negative energy's penetrating my brain

I got a fetish for dead-ish, I'll JJ Redick your face

For speaking plethoric rhetoric on a veteran's name

Don't ever speak on my green unless it's money I've made

And if you do it ag-g-gain I'ma k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kick in your face

Then take my bodybuilder body

Run and pick the pace back to my cave

Up the mountain where I'll kick up legs

I know you're sick of how I innovate

Santa has been jealous

Looking for ways to eliminate

You can suck this dick, STD if you abbreviate

Deviate, abracadabra, you keep on talking

You'll disintegrate, I'm dissing the great

Chimney-sliding, milk, cookie-diving, sleigh driving elf

And high-fiving, jolly, fat, smiling guy

That rides private without no license

G-R-I-N-C-H, I'm all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol

I'm depressed, that's okay, I take drugs

To pick me up like ground balls

You can tell by my eye-eyeballs

I self loathe so much I might call

1-800-GOT-JUNK and tell them I think I'm suicidal

And if they don't pick up I'll kill myself

And then I'll go viral

Then tell God we need a Grinch Chapter in next year's New Age Bible

Then get spiteful, look at Earth

And see all of my haters living life

So seek revival and kill them and all their friends on my arrival

And once I arrive you should pray I decide

Not to come for your neck

Do not be cordial and smile in my face, you're a snake

And I've heard all the lies that you've spread

Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake

And pretend that you want to friends

'Cause now it's too late and the shit that you've said

Are the words that have driven me over the edge

Now I see red

Now I see bullets in unison

Traveling straight to your head

Now I see people in pain

Their emotions are withering, hanging on just by a thread

You should have left me alone

The unknown was the thrill you were searching for

But now instead I'm lyrically piercing your flesh

For that thrill, and I'll do it again and again and again

Look in the mirror, there is no reflection 'cause you're getting sick

You hate on everyone, you selfish, narcissistic fucking prick

You've destroyed me with your words

I might just cut off both your lips

And then go trans and cut my shit

If it means you'll get off my dick