Intro (Mason Digital)

Come on, come on, get up. Get your lighters out, put your hands in the air, gonna make you shout!

Verse 1 (Throw'd, the Unstable)

I'm 1 million proof

500k percent, alcohol to the roof

Like my B.A.C., says the breathalyzer

Officers hating on me

Maybe it's cuz my attitude

Maybe i had too many cups of Hennessy and apple juice

Jacker i'm just passing through, driving straight enough so do whatever the fuck you gonna have to do

Nice blue hat. cute partner, you guys look like 2 fags

But you knew that. i blew past you just to get you two mad

Lash out at someone who didn't become a piece of trash

I'm a proud civilian

I don't keep it 100 motherfucker, i keep it million

Cotton candy vodka got me feeling fluffy

Trying to find out when this bitch wanna fuck me

All i'm thinking now is money

Come along for the ride maybe i buy you something

My whole future gonna be gold trimmed

I dream extra large even though i'm so thin

But for now we drank

Tonight we sip on shit until nobody sees straight

Damn near silence, no complaints cuz we ain't loud

Peacefully lay down, man my bed is feeling like a cloud

Chorus (MQP and Mason Digital)

If you see us on the floor, get back

Fuck the 5-0, we don't like that trash

If you couldn't tell by the clothes, the cars, the caps

Yeah we got it like that, we got it like that!

You can find us up in the trap

Posted up with a bottle of Jack, yeah

Got our shades in the back

Because everywhere we go, all the cameras go flash, flash

Verse 2 (Trip the Shoelace-Dreamer)

Gotta love those nights when you wake up asking "what happened?"

With hangovers like this, you can never have too much Aspirin

Get Goose in me, I'll go hard as Zach Galafanakis

By morning, i'll be missing along with my fucking mattress

And truthfully, I've got a couple bad habits

I used to be worse, my excuse would be that someone roofied me

When I'm piss drunk, everyone's a cunt, and I'm a dick

So fuck you if you're standing where I choose to pee

Flipping off pedestrians until police start accusing me

Of public intoxication, misconduct, disturbing the peace

Driving under the influence, and I somehow lost my fucking keys

In the drive-thru at Mickey D's, "can I get a Mcflurry with extra cheese?"

Oh wait, let me explain, I had a couple shots of 151 Bacardi, gets me filthy drunk

So beyond tipsy, that I look pale from that whiskey, you should call me jack

I don't just fall yo, I tumble

A shot of vodka, ciroc to be specific, I like to keep it exotic

A bag of weed in my pocket, and you know that it's chronic

Just another offense to add to my charges

Sold my tab and told the bartender i'm not paying those charges

Maybe the Henny took me too far

Have a Guinness out the door and a Heiney in the car

Finish with everclear, after that i'll probably barf

It's barely 2 o'clock and i had 24 bars

Verse 3 (Throw'd, the Unstable)

Power hungry motherfucker, tell me about your sovereignty

Guess i'm just too fucking young for you all to acknowledge me

Until my tail light goes out

Or it's late at night and I wanna have fun, but don't know how

'Cuz you a fake bitch, hoe

Never keep it Million, always under Six 0's

That's why they call you 5-0

Most of y'all more brain dead than Terry Schiavo

(Pray to God) 'cuz every verse is biblical

Every word i speak proves that your life is miserable

Chase me at high speed, and get your fucking windows broke

My shiny SUV takes you straight the fuck off the road

Misanthrope, THROW'D! killer's soul, I'm invincible

Especially when the law wants to get up in my business yo

Protect me? Thanks! What protects me from you?

Another entity that wants money, I assume

(Chorus)