Maharani

KR$

Maharani!

Suna tujhe bhi apni hai marwani

Honge iss thukaai ke baad tere bhi pair bhari

Gehraai mein main shark, meri lehr aari

Tu wo jalpari jo neher mein na tair pari

Padega ab thappad, tu asli khabar padh

Maine maharani ko fadh diya

Dekha lagana chaahta tu Rekha sindoor se

Main Amitabh, teri lekar tujhko nakar diya

Teri praja nahi, ye meri aawam hai

Tere dogalepan ka toh raha hoon gawaah main

Air Hostess thi na teri bandi?

Wo toh uska kaam hai, par tu kyun hawa mein hai?

Tu tha dog, teri bitch main hi chaahta

Knock, knock, raat ke bich main hi aata

Usne kaha, "Krish, give me that dick"

Mera itna bada, uska muh faad ke bhi fit nahi aata

Bura laga, Raftraar bhiaya ni bulaya ni hustle mein

Bura laga, Krishna bhaiya aage nikal gaye asal mein

Bura laga, Artistan ne tujhe pyaar ni kiya

Bura laga, tujhpe DMF ne kabhi dhyan ni diya

Karne laga brainstorming zyaada

Par hamle se pehle ek warning aata

Classical sangeet ka hai shauk mujhe

Aaj kal uth ke chalata har morning Raga

Diss minimal, tujhe max se dar hai

Mere daant pehle nahi, tere facts kidhar hai?

Maine daala gaana 11:30, tune daala 10 pe

22.5 ghante, maths kidhar hai?

4 saa,l teen Label, lock ni kar paaya

Ek saal se million cross nahi kar paaya

Maal phunk ke din bhar rehta hai stoned par

Aaj tak ek show tu rock nahi kar paaya

Abhi bahot rage hai, par pehle stage pe

Dekha teri toh awaaz nahi aa rahi thi

Red Bull show pe apne gaane ni ga paaya

Raftaar bhaiya mujhe saans nahi aa rahi thi

Thoda kam phunk tu Marley nahi hai

Haal hi mein suna teri maar li gayi hai

Jaake samhal apne rangeen baal

Beti akhir kaar ye koi beauty parlour nahi hai

Lena na panga laga doon main Lanka

Haan tujhmein na chamta banane ka dhang hai

Subah-subah mujhe udhedega ye banda?

Aji mera ghanta!

Kaaran bata apni akkad ka

Pichli baar mila toh shakal se shakkar tha

Tujhpe main shak karta, chhote tu mera na takkar ka

Jaa ke ab pakad ja tu Tony kakkar ka

Bhasad ka jikar ab kar raha hai jaan ke

Mera Wikipedia padh le tu dhayan se

Hello, Muhfaad? Kahan hai tu Bhai?

Pada Zikimedia ke kudedaan mein, mein

Gusse wala nahi, jab tak panga karte

Phir track pe chhoron tumhe nanga karke

Ab dhoo liye haath tune Ganga jal mein, mein

Ghoose wala nahi, mil le ghanta ghar pe

Punchline, pe, punchline, pe, punchline

Isko dekh ke lagta hai jaise mera lunch time

I'll slit that, jaise kholoon Kit Kat

Laata main bars, jab aata hai crunch time

I'm not the one to fuck with

Tu lage in bread, jaise bun mein cutlet

Ab Bunty ke bistar mein kar tu varzish

I guess for you, son, it's fun to suck dick

Beef mein teri kya aukaad hai?

I kill guys, chori 100 laash hai

Tera khaandan sunta hai Emiway

Ab samajha chutiya kyun aulaad hai

Maidaan mein bass asli jo rakhte kadam

Tu nakli janam se ab rakh le bharam

Reply ke naam pe tu karle sharam

Rakh de kalam, Harjas tu kar de khatam

Fourty bhi sunta hai KR$NA ke gaane

Haan, sach nahi bolta tu faker hai beta

Tujhse bada hua dusra Maharaj

King Roco ka choco, tu lekar hai beta

Khaa le tu, khaa le tu

Munh mein ab daal le tu

Rap chhor beti, tere bas ki nahi

Koi jaldi nahi hai pahle zulfein sambhal le tu

Itne saal se bnaya ni hit

Hip-hop ke ghar mein lagaya nahi brick

Bimaari mein tune banaya ye diss

Afsoos phir bhi kuch likh paaya nahi sick

Maarne ka tha tujhe irada nahi

Dikhaya respect aur badle mein manga nahi

Dhakka doge toh kathor mujh se jyada nahi

Main hi Bhagwan, mujh se bada maharaja nahi

R.I.P.

Rest in peace

Suna tujhe bhi apni hai marwani

Honge iss thukaai ke baad tere bhi pair bhari

Gehraai mein main shark, meri lehr aari

Tu wo jalpari jo neher mein na tair pari