Well me and my monkey went looking for a monkey

To keep my other monkey company

At first we weren't so lucky

But then we found a monkey

But the monkey went scurrying up a tree

Well we finally caught him

And now he's doing what we taught him

He keeps my monkey company

Well, me and my llama went looking for a llama

Cause my llama's mama said she needs a dinner date

Well, we found an alpaca, but we had to bring him back

Cause the llama and alpaca didn't cooperate

Well, we found an emu

And my llama's mama thinks he's cute

And I think they're gonna procreate

Hey, wait a minute, Buster

They can't procreate

Because one's a bird

And one's a mammal

It's like one's an ostrich

And one's a camel

Listen, buddy

It's like Larry Bird and Dorothy Hamill

It's not gonna happen

Well me and my panda

Went walking hand in hand

Just to celebrate Black and White Appreciation Day

We joined a penguin and a zebra

A black and white ruffed lemur

A skunk, Springer Spaniel and a referee

Well the skunk smelled funky

So I gave him to my monkeys

And they're teaching him personal hygiene

Hi Gene, how are ya?

How's your sister?

How's your ankle?

Is it still swollen?

Oh, that's terrible

Oh, I know. Leg warmers and escalators, never a good idea

No, I'm not saying that it was...

No It's not her fault. It was a tragedy

Okay. All right, honey. Will I see you at bingo?

All right. Bye-bye

Me and my monkey, went looking for a monkey

To keep my other monkey company

At first we weren't so lucky, but then we found a monkey

But the monkey went scurrying up a tree

Well, we finally caught him

And now he's doing what we taught him

He keeps my monkey company

He keeps my monkey company

He keeps my monkey company

He keeps my monkey company