Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a jerk that makes you cry

But there's just no other guy like me

Yeah yeah yeah, when there's just no place to hide

That is when I go inside, Jolene

I don't feel like dancing when there're ticks out in the streets

And where popular music soothes the plain old savage beast

And my gloves are stained with blood, solar panels on my head

And my manfulness is bound with sado ropes, I'm seeing red

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a jerk that makes you cry

But there's just no other guy like me

Yeah yeah yeah, when there's just no place to hide

That is when I go inside, Jolene

Eurovision entertains the communists in space

As the radioactive boy scouts decimate the human race

And the scent of jasmine drifts through the thick and cool night air

And the moon's a pale harsh mistress that keeps me on my knees despaired

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a jerk that makes you cry

But there's just no other guy like me

Yeah yeah yeah, when there's just no place to hide

That is when I go inside, Jolene

Rip out your veins, blow out your brains

Murder you child for insurance gain

I am the son of Raphael, I ain't the Son of Sam

My daddy was a rattlesnake, my mama wore a six-gun

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a jerk that makes you cry

But there's just no other guy like me

Yeah yeah yeah, when there's just no place to hide

That is when I go inside, Jolene

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a jerk that makes you cry

But there's just no other guy like me