War (feat. Dream, Technoblade, TommyInnit, Quackity, Sapnap & Wilbur Soot)

War - a state of armed conflict between different nations Or states or different groups within a nation or state Technoblade versus Sapnap When life gives me lemons, I make steaks Challenging me with your first mistake (oh!) I got underwear that's sprayed with gold I could beat you with the blindfold I taste sweet as a delicious starburst Techno, you suck at rapping, you aren't well My raps are so furious they caused a rage This rap's gonna cause you lots of pain Wilbur versus Quackity My breath is foul, but my bars are brand new They're thinking about ghosts (they look just like you) (oh) Just like the presence, I deliver like Bart Simpson Just fuck out, little bitch, eat wimps, uh I just got appraised, I'm worth ten thousand bunny Wilbur, is this a bit where you're not funny? (Oh) I'm a legend, a regular Tom Hanks Your shitty music will never reach the ranks! (I'm going against a robot) (yeah, Gene!) Welcome to class, I'm Professor Funny You're a robot, so this rap is free money (oh!) Call this the start of the victory trip I don't need this line, so let's skip One, two, three, four, five, six, zero I say sub sandwich but some say hero My rhymes melt on the tongue like cabbage My voice is crunchy and crisp, so savage (Fire! Oh! Holy shit! Oh my god! Woo!) (Gene! Gene! Gene! Gene!) Sapnap versus Larry I don't mince words, so me let cut to the trees This is barely a rap battle when it's you against me (ooh!) You're not fit to hold my shirt I'm gonna come out of this rap battle unhurt Check on my flow, is stronger than your– What? I'm not reading this Dream versus Technoblade You're as hopeless as a tiny sub count You're like Fruitberries but a discount Have you seen here, a career in YouTube Or are you gonna be a loser? (Oh my god, there was so much potential there!) You never heard 'bout the birds and bears Imagine playing a game made of squares I'm the 21st Century, you're the Middle Ages You know the career, Mr. Beast pays me wages! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No way Tommy vs Quackity You guys ever heard, so this is a public urinating (ooh!) Your fate is frustrating I'm the game master, playing you like your chattin' But when I say to your face, I wonder this smacking I'm Not Safe For Work, you're an episode of All Style I wish that green bitch would have kept you in exile Look in the mirror, see a poor man celebrate TommyInnit's biggest trait is drinking a lot of soda! Dream versus Tommy If you think you'll win, you're straight-up happy You need me in your content, otherwise, it's just crappy (ooh!) It's the day you get cooked Put me in the title to get your viewers hooked! You'd expect to find you in Sapnap's room Only talking YouTube, this is your doom! If you're dying of thirst, I wouldn't give you a piss Your fucking channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist! (Oh my God! Ooh!) Sapnap versus Wilbur Done like you're the cover of Time Your fucking music sucks, it should be a crime You say you kill verses, but you just commit murder Don't know where you are in the perking order You get my autograph because you look interesting Let me a pen, oh wait, you aren't even fucking listening Put up or shut up or fine dine I'm not even– He really stopped midway Sapnap, he said you're not worth the oxygen Quackity versus Technoblade If I saw you online, I would swipe taken My hot ass rhymes will turn you to bacon I can't stop winning, you're a total funny bone Your rhymes are boring like your voice which is monotone! (Oh) All of your rhymes make me want to get paused Battle's already over, and your stream grandpa Rumor has it you're attacked by a church I couldn't find your church circuitry through a Google Search Technoblade wins What! Wait! What? (Congratulations, take me on the finals ...) Two out of three is enough, baby, let's go (hold on, hold on)