Beat My Meat

Beat my meat!

There's a truth that's under the sheets

The only way I beat the heat

The only way I get relief

Is when I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat the meat

I'm your butcher, I'm your meat pounding man

You like my sausage, but you love my ham

Jerkin' chicken is what you crave

Then you'll be my meat pounding slave

When there's fat we tenderize

Slam the hambone between the thighs

There's a truth that's under the sheets

The only way I beat the heat

The only way I get relief

Is when I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat the meat

I'll beat your bacon, I'll beat your ham

You beat my sausage, I won't tell your man

Choke the chicken and play the skin flute

Spank the pig and make it hoot

I'm the beef, you're my chicken breast

I'll cock-a-doodle do the rest

There's a truth that's under the sheets

The only way I beat the heat

The only way I get relief

Is when I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat my meat

When I beat the meat

When I beat the meat

This could be taco heaven or this could be taco hell...