Hey Michael

I heard you're pretty good at drums I think that's pretty cool But if you try to fuck my pretty friend I'll push you in the pool You talk for so long about Mad Men I've never seen that show You don't gotta say you love Pulp Fiction I already know Hey Michael, you American psycho Where the hell did my night go? Should have seen all your red flags Your tattoos look so bad You're old for your friends You're the life of the party But the party is finally over I think I'm gonna lose my shit I'm gonna lose my composure I think I wanna start a fight Which one is your girlfriend? This party has got no life I think it's time for an end (end) My band's about to hit it big And pretty soon I won't have time You think that I could bum a cig? You got a light? I forgot mine I've got self-diagnosed ADHD So if I catch you crying on my sidewalk You can't blame me Hey Michael, you American psycho Where the hell did my night go? Should have seen all your red flags Your tattoos look so bad You're old for your friends You're the life of the party But the party is finally over I think I'm gonna lose my shit I'm gonna lose my composure I think I wanna start a fight Which one is your girlfriend? This party has got no life I think it's time for an end