The English Manipulator

The first thing I saw The English Manipulator In the corridor I was so charmed by this Because he was so rude and well mannered-so shrewd Come here, with your nice clean shoes Oh, lets have some wine You've given me whiskey? I wanted wine That's the first sign of an English Manipulator Okay, stop We'll never say Hi again We're gunna say Good-bye Now tell me, do you like paintings? Do you like Bonar, Bonnard, Manet, Monet? Monet or Manet, he didn't even know the difference He lectured me about Manet and Monet but they were Different - he didn't know the difference That's a second sign of an English Manipulator who's into creative things We'll never say Hi again We're gunna say Good-bye So static I think you need some Elastic Thew flubber in your waist I threw flubber at your face Welling, Welling, Wellington You come Wellington, with your wellington boots Oh whatever boarding school brat They're just gunna say stuff about the recycling It's so boring We'll never say Hi again We're gunna say Good-bye