If you'd have told me a year ago

That I'd be locked inside of my home (ah, ah, ah)

I would have told you, a year ago

"Interesting, now leave me alone"

Sorry that I look like a mess (ah-ah-ah)

I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled

Robert's been a little depressed, no

And so, today, I'm gonna try just

Getting up, sitting down, going back to work

Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt

I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs

I'm sorry I was gone

But look, I made you some content

Daddy made you your favorite, open wide

Here comes the content

It's a beautiful day to stay inside