good 4 u (CARTOON PARODY)

This phone is poop, I mean, who even uses Galaxy?

I'm only holding this so I can get money

After this, I'm going right back to my iPhone 12

Thought were the new Vanessa and Zac Efron

I mean, minus all the scandals and the botox

It's time for me to make a corny 2000s video

Well, sucks for y'all

Yeah, Taylor's happy and not mean

That means all her new songs are trash

Lucky for y'all

I got dumped and now I'm angry, yes, queen

So I will spread my bitter wrath

I want money, don't worry, you teens

I'll be your heartbreak singing queen

Let's go, Wildcats, oh, wait

This isn't that, Lorde and Halsey are doomed

Yeah, I'm so totally cooler than Sharpay Evans

When I'm acting on the stupid High School music set

That name's so long, it's seven words like, Disney

What the eff is up with that?

And this part of the video is really cringey

I'm making faces in this ring light, I'm so Gen-Z

I'm such a bratty, dumb kid, 4:3, it's vintage

I'm selling nostalgia just like everybody else is

Yeah, look at me

I'm much better than Avril Lavigne

She's just so 2004

Look at me

I'm so totally slaying

Hayley Williams from that band Paramore

My song "Driver's License" was weak

Now I'm Pop Rock with Sour Patchies

Caress cameras for views, gonna burn down his room

Love the way you lie, who?

Snuck in his room

I set it on fire, burning

That'll sure teach him right

This ain't cool

I'm in really big trouble, save me

The door is locked from the outside

I'm gonna fry, be burned alive!

At least he'll lose his PS5

Going WandaVision before I'm burned to a crisp

All for one dumb dude

I cannot die, I'm in a lake, I'm Jason Voorhees

Watch it, new girl