The Big Dollhouse

I gotta get out I gotta get out I gotta get out How'd I get in this slammer This cooler! This big dollhouse! Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention Think of me as a mother, who eats her young! Locked up with all these Lowlife women And horizontal stripes Ain't exactly slimmin' Is there anybody here Who can dry-clean my blouse It's the maid's day off In a big dollhouse Lady Justice Where have you gone Oh, Wilbur, check I think I left the iron on! Did you see Corny laughing I could murder that louse Honey, that'll getcha life In the big dollhouse Big house! Locked up here in the pen Big house! No phone! No food! No men! I need a conjugal visit From my loving spouse Honey, just drop the soap In the big dollhouse Yoo-hoo My stomach's a little sour I haven't had food In over an hour You just had a pizza Six burgers, a mouse There's no food left In the big dollhouse Hey, Matron, I have got to complain Mira, Mami, don't I know you from 1st and Main? Ah! Call my shishes Lipshitz and Strauss I gotta get sprung From the big dollhouse Big house! No fair! No food! No fun! Big house! And our fight had just begun 'Cause it's freedom's flame Velma'd like to douse So we must break out of this Big dollhouse Penny, I can't take All of this waiting I've lost my man Plus, my hair's deflating! Well, Tracy I hate to grumble or grouse But that's your fault that we're in This big dollhouse Hey, cool it, ladies No need to shout And don't ya got an old man To bail you out? Ha! Her daddy's a pervert A loser, a souse! Well, it's just us girls In the big dollhouse Big house! God, I'm too young to fry! Big house! I'm busting out! Girl, so am I! Lady justice, hear my plea 'Cause the big dollhouse The big dollhouse The big dollhouse Ain't big enough for me! For me! For me! For me