I really like you but I don't (no)

Maybe you should come along (along)

When you and me we're both alone (alone)

We could play some ping-pong

We could play ping-pong, ping-pong

Yeah, we could play ping-pong, ping-pong

I'm not gonna touch your ding dong, no, you're wrong (hey)

You and me, we can't get along

We can drink some, maybe

I could take you to my home, maybe

I could be a real sweet (what), maybe

I could be a lady, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe

Yeah, how crazy shit may seem

Gotta be amazin', -mazin', -mazin'

Just to play with a chick like me

Casual bitch but I kill 'em all just with a ping

Got them wondering "Damn, man"

"How did this happen ? My plan was to get into practice and bang, not just a hang"

"Ended up just being a friend"

"Ended up just being a friend"

Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong

Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong

Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong

Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong