Hello, my name's Billy Balloonhead, nice to meet you

To let you know there's every chance I could see red, it's my Balloonhead

They took my brain, and replaced it with petrol, and gave me matches

They fill my ear holes with a rhetoric vomit, ooh, but I like it

And best of all, my arteries love cholesterol, so I won't be here long

Thank God

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

Maybe I don't know, maybe I'm too soft, maybe I don't understand

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

At the world at large, your neighbour Sarj

Kids, or what your wife made you for tea

D'you like the sound of my voice, yeah

Ooh, I'm a talker, I've got no space for any other opinions in my small brain

I'll stamp my feet until my face turns purple, or I am in jail, locked up

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

Maybe I don't know, maybe I'm too soft, maybe I don't understand

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

At the world at large, your neighbour Sarj

Kids, or what your wife made you for tea, alright

It's always good to be nice, so let's be nice to everybody

It's always nice bein' nice, come on, be nice for everybody

We don't like not bein' nice, oh, no

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

Maybe I don't know, maybe I'm too soft, maybe I don't understand

Somebody, tell me please, what's it like to be so damn angry?

At the world at large

Somebody, tell me please, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

My name's Billy Balloonhead, nice to meet you

My name's Billy Balloonhead, nice to meet you, get lost