Johnny is a special bot

Johnny plays with all the kids

His robot hands are strong and soft

He's programmed to be good at it

Johnny makes the best fish

Robots make the best kids

Johnny makes my mom smile

And Daddy's been gone for such a long while now

Robots have the best sex

Johnny helps the homeless

Robots don't eat or sleep

Now how's old Daddy gonna ever compete when...

...Johnny is all that you wish

And never turns off