First all I wanted was to be in your place

You seemed so full of love and grace

But now I've realized you're a walking disgrace

Both to me and the whole human race

Gave you my heart, you put it in your shoe

And I asked "Well, whatcha gonna do"

"I'm gonna walk all over town on your chest

And I'll find another man with whom to take my rest"

So rude

Some dude?

So rude

Oh Candy, you wrecked my mind

Now I'm shifting in and out of time

And my brain's been sifting through

All of those scary thoughts of you

Oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy

Oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy

Oh Candy, why do you do

All of those terrible things, you fool?

You swore to keep your word

But knowing you, that's so absurd

So now I've cut all ties with you and your kin

I can't live with that awful din

Oh Candy, you wrecked my mind

Now I'm shifting in and out of time

And my brain's been sifting through

All of those scary thoughts of you

Oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy

Oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy, oh Candy

Oh Candy, why do you do

All of those terrible things, you fool?