Wish You Were Gay

Oh, I wish you were gay

Oh, wish you were gay

"Baby, I don't feel so good," six words you never understood

"I'll never let you go," five words you'll never say

I laugh along like nothing's wrong, four days has never felt so long

If three's a crowd and two was us, one slipped away

I just wanna make you feel okay

But all you do is look the other way

I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay

I just kinda wish you were gay

Is there a reason we're not through?

Is there a 12 step just for you?

Our conversation's all in blue

Eleven "heys"

Ten fingers tearin' out my hair

Nine times you never made it there

I ate alone at 7, you were six minutes away

How am I supposed to make you feel okay

When all you do is walk the other way?

I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay

I just kinda wish you were gay

To spare my pride

To give your lack of interest an explanation

Don't say I'm not your type

Just say that I'm not your preferred sexual orientation

I'm so selfish

But you make me feel helpless, yeah

I can't stand another day

Stand another day

I just wanna make you feel okay

But all you do is look the other way, hmm

I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay

I just kinda wish you were gay

(I just kinda wish you were gay)

I just kinda wish you were gay