Welcome To The Club

Well, I was up late at night Looking for a place to go So I walked all around I peep into the doors of peep shows Then a man saw me He chased me down the street A half a block There's some people scream "Hey, yes come join the club" Well, what you want let's rock Cause we got something That you can't do without We know one thing We're gonna do our best to turn you on Welcome to the club Welcome to the club Well, the music was blasting The lights were flashing Through the night I got to find me a table And then I have to get myself right "What can I do for you?" "Yes, Piña colada please" Looking for a woman And who by chance may notice me But then maybe when it's away We can talk about where we'd like to be huh? You've got something That I can't do without And I'll tell you one thing I'm gonna do my best to turn you on Welcome to the club Welcome to the club.