Cool Story, Bro

He dm'd "Another day, another time Maybe ideally in a different life You'd say yes and I'd be with you" He said "I won't give up I won't stop trying I think you need a guy like me in your life I can treat you better than you ever knew" That's what guys text me All the time Wondering why I don't reply Never learn Think you've earned A shiny prize Screw your pride I'm polite You seem nice Sorry but you're not my type You insist I need to give you a chance Get pissed when I don't want a romance Tell me "You're not even pretty anyways" Before I block you I say Cool story bro Boys always think that they're telling me something new Truth is I've heard it from some other guy just like you Think I know better than to give into your ego But you won't leave me alone So I say "cool story bro" Cool story bro He sent Eleven hey's in a row You think he'd catch a hint, instead of free throws Pick me energy doesn't win the game No I don't want to rate your profile picture Imagine a guy talking to your sister Relentlessly like your talking to me, you know She'd say cool story bro Boys always think that they're telling me something new Truth is I've heard it from some other guy just like you Think I know better than to give into your ego But you won't leave me alone So I say "cool story bro" To all the Brads or Chads or anyone just like that Have a little self control I'm sick and tired of this story getting old Where do you get audacity, to flirt and then come at me You think your being bold But it's just another cool story bro Boys always think that they're telling me something new Truth is I've heard it from some other guy just like you Think I know better than to give into your ego But you won't leave me alone So I say "cool story bro" No Cool story bro Cool, cool Cool story bro