I was itching a scratch on my long and wrinkly pink old scrote, when along came a farmer with a

sexy garbage eating goat, told me for 5 dollars I was fine to take a ride, he had a pair of velcro

gloves to grab on to her side, he asked me if I'd seen a hole, so warm yet pink and grand, I said

listen, my junks been every where in this here land

My junk's been everywhere man, Phunks junk's been every where man, in the mosh pit at

slayer man, in the mormon temple lair man, when I'm drunk I just don't care man, my junk's

been everywhere

Fae from Tofino probly don't remember me, chick in Utah me and Brennan double teamed, then

in Costa Rica Cindy and Emily, and the other chick Sara me and Brennan double teamed

Danielle Chillcot lost my virginity, Belinda Sypher said she broke her cherry with me

My junk's been every where man, Phunk's junk's been everywhere man, in the mosh pit at

Slayer man, in the mormon temple lair man, when I'm drunk I just don't care man, my junk's

been everywhere

Heide Clark, Jenny Penny, Kris in Phoenix, Jew Lee, Amber May, Jess Webb, Indie probly

hates me, Amy, Evon, Tina Wagner tail, Shelby, Felicia, Damerah, Collon's fat wife Crissy

Jennifer same time banged me, Brennan and OG, Dee Dee, Ms. Larabee, Rosie Kimbler r.i.p.

My junk's been every where man, Phunk's junk's been everywhere man, seldom in underwear

man, it's broken like 4 hymens, when I'm drunk I just don't care man, my junk's been

everywhere

When I was like 4 or 3 the neighbor dude molested me, forget his name, it's all the same he

made me touch his wiene, Shannon from spokane, Heike chic from Germany, Chammielle the fat pregnant chick banged me and Brennan and Sully, Jessica, Ann Buzeli, Gina, Cathleena,

Tina's mom Suzie, don't tell her might be mad at me

My junk's been every where man, Phunk's junk's been everywhere man, in the mosh pit at

Slayer man, in the mormon temple lair man, when I'm drunk I just don't care man, my junk's

been everywhere

Peanut butter dog's mouth, recorded it on tv, self esteem went down south, made it kinda shitty,

in my 3rd hookers mouth, 20 bucks she charged me, realized it's a dude's mouth, hurry up and

finish please, the dude in the hot springs he tried molesting me, so did Balls and Brennan when

they grabbed on my white ass cheek

My junk's been everywhere man, Phunk junk's been everywhere man, if you see it please don't

stare man, its been in my doctor's hairy hand, for condoms I just don't care man, my junk's been

everywhere

Theresa Witkowski, goddamned finally, Connie form Arkansas, slack jaw scary, Raina Little,

Denise, Jewels, Jacquie, Vicki the grandma, Marie the stripper hottie, Becca walks like a troll,

really frieking funny, Kirstin the ugly chic, Kate the smelly hippie

My junk's been every where man, Phunk's junk's been everywhere man, in the mosh pit at

Slayer man, in the mormon temple lair man, when I'm drunk I just don't care man, my junk's

been everywhere

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