You've got to see my time machine

Runs on a bass line and gasoline

I'm gonna take you places, I'm gonna take you places

I'm gonna take you places that you've never been

Places like Unadilla, Valparaiso, Ogallala, and Winnebago

Brainard to Belvidere, you'd never know there were people here

We'll write it all in a travelogue

And send a postcard from Dannebrog

Boystown to Gurley, you might think that we're in a hurry

But we're not, you see, cause we've got the time machine

We got the time, it's on our side

We could go for a truncated ride

You've got to see my time machine

Runs on a guitar and a tambourine

I'm gonna take you places, I'm gonna take you places

I'm gonna take you places that you've never been

That you may never go again

Well, that's just the state I'm in

Chadron to Valentine, time traveling blows my mind

It won't be long till we're sitting down

At Ole's Big Game Steakhouse & Lounge

Axtel to Bushnell, you might think that we're in Rushville

But we're not, you see, cause we've got the time machine

We got the time, it's on our side

We could go for a truncated ride

You've got to see my time machine

Runs on a bass line and gasoline

I'm gonna take you places, I'm gonna take you places

I'm gonna take you places that you've never been

That you may never go again

Well, that's just the state I'm in

We got the time, it's on our side

We could go for a truncated ride

You've got to see my time machine

Runs on a guitar and a tambourine

I'm gonna take you places, I'm gonna take you places

I'm gonna take you places that you've never been

That you may never go again

Well, that's just the state I'm in