Please send help, I am getting claustrophobic

Last TF2 dev, resident Valve's alcoholic

No light in the room, ethernet cable is unplugged

Oh, please, based Gaben, this door can you unlock?

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based...

All I do is make lootboxes, not the stuff we need

All I do is make lootboxes, not the stuff we need

All I do is make lootboxes, not the stuff we need

Door is locked and shut behind me, and I also need a key

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based...

Localization patch, localization patch, localization patch

A bunch of bots in every match

Localization patch, localization patch, localization patch

A bunch of bots in every match

Life is a vicious cycle, 2-Fort

Cosmetic items, unusual tooth hurt

You ask me so much but I am just one man

How can I fix this when there is no VAC ban?

In my nightmares the snipers are spinning

Cozy camp, default rifle, they are winning

You spend on marketplace wads of fat cash

Meanwhile, I'm working on localize patch

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based Gaben

Based...

Localization patch, localization patch, localization patch

A bunch of bots in every match

Localization patch, localization patch, localization patch

A bunch of bots in every match