At Home He's a Tourist

At home he feels like a tourist

At home he feels like a tourist

He fills his head with culture

He gives himself an ulcer

He fills his head with culture

He gives himself an ulcer

Down on the disco floor

They make their profit

From the things they sell

To help you cover

all the rubbers you hide

In your top left pocket

At home she's looking for interest

At home she's looking for interest

She said she was ambitious

So she accepts the process

She said she was ambitious

So she accepts the process

Down on the disco floor

They make their profit

From the things they sell

To help you cob off

And the rubbers you hide

In your top left pocket

Two steps forward

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

Small step for him

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

Two steps forward

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

(Six steps back)

Small step for him

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

(Big jump for me)

At home she feels like a tourist

At home she feels like a tourist

She fills her head with culture

She gives herself an ulcer

Why make yourself so anxious

You give yourself an ulcer