Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

"We proudly welcome Tony Orlando"

The state fair marquee reads

Inside, one thousand people with yellow ribbons sing

And clap on one and three

Watch him burn

He's dropping to his knees

Watch him burn

A medley, hits from Grease

Watch him burn

He never fails to please

Meanwhile in Tahoe, outside Casa Tony

Wetting rags in gasoline

A jealous Frankie Valli says, "Dawn, I want you back"

Lights a match and counts to three

Watch it burn

Reluctantly he leaves

Watch it burn

Acrid smoke making him wheeze

Watch it burn

Humming "Sherry," splits the scene

Watch it burn

Reluctantly he leaves

Watch it burn

Acrid smoke making him wheeze

Watch it burn

Humming "Sherry," splits the scene

We're sorry to inform you

Tony Orlando has been postponed