Real Tree Camo Christmas

Chestnuts aren't roasting on an open fire

Last year's lights are hanging on a tire-swing

Mama said this old plastic tree from Sears

Well I bet it's lasted us 18 years

Its been good to us, but this year she said she wants a real tree, Christmas

It's gonna be a real tree camo Christmas

Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree he thought she meant camouflage

So he went down to Bass Pro,

and came home with a truck load

Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never saw

At first momma wasn't too amused,

She said its just your daddy, you know how he gets confused

And daddy tried to hide a smile and play dumb but in addition to everything he bought us,

he bought himself a bass boat, a bass finder, some bass rope, a duck decoy, a dear decoy, a crow decoy, a turkey decoy, a slingshot, a cross bow, a pair of sunglasses, some camouflage waders, 5 pounds of beef jerky, a smoke and a couple shot guns

It's a real tree, camo Christmas

Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree he thought she meant camouflage

So he went down to Bass Pro, and came home with a boat load

Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw

Now that old plastic tree from Sears is shoved out in the corner behind the bass boat, out in the garage

While me and my little sisters and my brothers and cousins are posing for pictures on the patio

You can hardly see mom,

she's standing right there

Dressed head to toe in camouflage

She got a real tree, camo Christmas

Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree

he thought she meant camouflage

So he went down to Bass Pro,

and came home with a boat load

Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw

Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw