My friends think I'm a robot

If I'm being honest I got too many friends

They all got a lot of need

Resident therapist I'm losing time to focus on me

I just got my fifteenth call today

'Cause her boyfriend's been kinda mean

Yeah I get it people need people

But they treat me like a machine

Their hearts are broken they need use of

My central processing unit

To give them all their advice

I mean I guess I'll try

My friends think I'm a robot

Worried that I'll get caught

By the government and taken away

They'll do their experiments

Just for the experience

And I'll never be the same

They think I'm a cyborg

Made of wires and cords

And they're getting tangled up day by day

My friends think I'm a robot

Motherboard is overheating and I'm

Running out of storage space

File sizes for their problems are too

Large for me to find a place

Their hearts are broken they need use of

My central processing unit

They don't think I'm being honest

I am just like you I promise

My friends think I'm a robot

Worried that I'll get caught

By the government and taken away

They'll do their experiments

Just for the experience

And I'll never be the same

They think I'm a cyborg

Made of wires and cords

And they're getting tangled up day by day

My friends think I'm a robot

My operating system cannot provide all this wisdom

Got my electronic heartbeat racing

Covered in a silicone casing

My friends think I'm a robot

Worried that I'll get caught

By the government and taken away

They'll do their experiments

Just for the experience

And I'll never be the same

They think I'm a cyborg

Made of wires and cords

And they're getting tangled up day by day

My friends think I'm a robot

I don't know what happened

(Fire though)

But cool