A Medway Christmas

Rolling up to Aldi for a turkey And a bottle of wine Wrapping up the presents With the Sun and the Daily Times The kids are going crazy Cause' they've still got homework left The other half's complaining That you're drinking in the bed I've had enough But I never want Christmas to end Have a very merry Medway Christmas Santa we all know you've missed us Have a very merry Medway Christmas And a happy new year I'm heading up to Sava For a picture with Santa himself Queuing up at B and Q But there's no Christmas trees on the shelf He can't get through the tunnel Cause' there's still a lane shut Rudolph put your trunks on You'll be swimming through the mud I've had enough But I never want Christmas to end Have a very merry Medway Christmas Santa we all know you've missed us Have a very merry Medway Christmas And a happy new year I never work on Monday Cause' I drink in Tap and Tin I try to get in Cinos But they never let me in Just when I am thinking That the night is at an end I end up in Coyotes and i'm there till 4AM Have a very merry Medway Christmas Santa we all know you've missed us Have a very merry Medway Christmas And a happy new year Have a very merry Medway Christmas From the Ship To the Bell in Bredhurst Have a very merry Medway Christmas And a happy new year