Dear Darlin'

You smell like Aunt Teresa

Cigarettes and pizza

Perfume and white wine

Dear Darlin'

Your lack of ambition

And abundance of bitchin’

Is a total waste of time

Like a sailboat on the ocean

My world was yours to take

Until your wind became an anchor

And my ship just up and sank

So I'm writing words on paper

Can’t stand to see your eyes

Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

Dear Darlin,'

You're the worst kinda person

On this ever loving earth and

I just thought you oughta know

Dear Darlin'

Well here's some free advice

For once in your life

Try being nice

Like a sailboat on the ocean

My world was yours to take

Until your wind became an anchor

And my ship just up and sank

So I'm writing words on paper

Somethin’ ‘bout it just feels right

Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

Baby cry

Baby cry

Baby cry

Baby cry

Baby cry

I’m writing words on paper

It’s a bittersweet goodbye

Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

I’m cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

Baby cry

Baby cry

Baby cry