You've got zero

When all the bunnies in the field have hopped

You've got zero

When all the bubbles in the air have popped

You've got zero

When you've jumped in all the haystacks

When you've snaffled up the flapjacks

You've got no stacks, no snacks

You've got zero

How many elephants in that tree?

Zero

How many unicorns can you see?

Zero

How many frogs are on your head?

How many squirrels are in your bed?

Zero, zero, zero!

I'm the number for nothing, I'm one less than one

When there's nothing of something

I'm the number for none

When there's nothing there to count

None is the amount

You've got zero