Robot Writes a Love Song

You were dead

I saw your corpse rollin' out the door

But I backed up your memory before

They came for you, monitor was blue, but your data's all stored

And when they come back with your new body

I'll load you into the new machine again

And bring you back to me

And when your motor died

So did I

It was a slow decline

Oh, the first time I saw you, I confess

You nearly put me in a cardiac arrest

It was way too much data to process

And, oh, I'm wearing cargo shorts down in Florida

Please tell me, is there any room in your aorta

For a beta test?

Now my wires have all been exposed

And my systems menu won't even load

"Black Hole Sun"

On 102.1 FM

I think I'm gonna self-destruct if I

Ever hear that song again

My system's crashing now

My drive is shutting down

They gave me the Turing Test

So I guess it's best to end it now

I'm holding on to your wreckage

But I think I'm losin' the connection

It's too late to save us now

And, oh, as we hit the rumble strips

And the crusher, it starts closing in

Why is love this dangerous?

It's so dangerous

Now my wires have all been exposed

And my systems menu won't even load