No Nose Job

Ruth, send in the next patient

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (uh)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (let's do this)

People say, yo, Humpty, now that your records is sellin'

Ain't it about time for you to be bailin' out of the race and community you come from?

Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump!

Ice Cube says you're makin' more than Donald Trump

So, yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump

Sit down

Wait a minute, uh-uh

Get in the chair

Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked

She says "Doc, I want my slim hips, so I'm a slim figure"

The white girl says, "My hips are not big enough

And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger"g

All of these so-called celebrities

Sellin' millions of records and claimin' no responsibilities

A young girl sees you on a TV show

She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"

Now why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head

So, you can get another gold waterbed?

You fake hair contact wearin' liposuction carnival exhibit

Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (uh)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job

I said dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (uh, and you don't stop)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job

Check it

I smell the message from the TV

Does my Humpty nose deceive me?

Smells like the blacker the wacker

Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her

But see for me, the bigger the nose the better

They say the lighter, the righter

Oh yeah, well, that's tough

Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough

I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection

And if I was to change, it'd be further in that direction

So, catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin' a tan

Make sure there's no mistake that Humpty-Hump is from the motherland

Layin' in the sun, string bikini between the buns of two cuties

Still mackin', there'll be no nose job

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (uh, c'mon, sing it)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (uh)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (kick it)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (there'll be no nose job)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (and you don't stop)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (no nose job)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job (sing it)

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (uh, please still be with it)

Dodio-doe, no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (uh)

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (kick it)

I said dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (get funky with it)

Dodio-doe, no nose job, dodio-doe, no nose jobs

Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here

Hi, Humpty, my name is Dr Cook, I'll be handlin' your surgery today

Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none

Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star

Star? Look, I'm already a star

A huge star, kid

Y'all don't understand, man

Big, really big!

So, what? I don't wanna

Yeah, get his legs

Put me down, put me down!

Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it

No, no!

Calm down, you're goin' to be fine

Help!

Come on, sedative (sedative), scalpel (scalpel)

Knife (knife), gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape)

Okay, he'll be alright, don't worry about it

You're fallin' asleep, Mr Humpty

You're fallin' asleep