Me and my girl, we do regular shit

We spend the Sundays watching movies while we're laying in bed

And there's love stories and there's action and the actors are attractive

And I can hold myself to those standards, but I don't

I'm not jealous of your superstar celebrity crush

All these superheroes in them movies doing too much

You think I'm swinging from a web to save you from a moving bus?

I can't shoot webs from my fingers, girl, you got me fucked up, but

I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane

Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway

I'm not a superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all

I'm super average

I'm not a superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws

I'm super average

Chris Evans, that's America's ass

But mine is all yours to hold and to have

And I don't turn into the Hulk when I get angry

But I guess I get mood swings

I'll buy you dinner and treat you right

But it'll never be like the movies

Never be like the movies

Never be like the movies

I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane

Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway

I'm not a superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all

I'm super average

I'm not a superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws

I'm not your favorite movie star and I don't drive a fancy car

You probably thought I was gonna say something nice about myself

I'm not your favorite movie star and I don't drive a fancy car

You probably thought I was gonna say something nice about myself

But I'm not

Superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all

I'm super average

I'm not a superhuman, superhuman

I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar

I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws

I'm super average

I'm super average