Asshole Dog

My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her

My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her

My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo

My dog's just an asshole

My dog ate all my gummy edibles

My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual

My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all

My dog's just an asshole

Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch

Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch

Asshole dog-went and made me watch

While it humped my garden gnome

Asshole dog

(Solo)

Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch

Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch

Asshole dog-ate right on through

Six square feet of drywall

Asshole dog

Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter

With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?

Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"

My dog ain't a dog at all

Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger

Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er

Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered

Asshole dog

Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic

Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet

Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole

Asshole dog