*Laughs* Bro check out these pictures she just sent me

Who?

I don't even know to be honest,

just one of those girls from last night

You're drunk texting alright? Put the phone down,

come take a shot of patron yo.

*can't hear what he says hear*

Take away my phone when I'm drinkin'

'cause I'll be drunk textin' like what the hell 'm I thinkin'

I'll be textin' this girl, that girl

Thinkin' Imma mac girls, but end up lookin' stupid

Well I guess I had it backwards

Naw! Just playin', what the hell 'm I sayin'?

Haven't had a wink of sleep just flew in from Dayton

Wuh-owww, be fadin' away, gettin' faded all day

So, pass me a bottle of patron,

Gimme 'bout a half an hour I'll be on the phone

Hittin' you up, "Are you awake?" "Are you home?"

Textin' me back like "Mike, what the fuck you on?"

Man! I need you to tell me I'm embarrassin' myself

Put my phone away,

And leave it on the shelf 'til I'm sober.

'Til the night's over, I can't be doin' this when I'm older

I'll be the king of drunk textin'

And it feels good to be flexin'

On this pretty girl and her best friend

While the one right here's undressin'

Guess I'll never learn my lesson

Never listen to the suggestions

Close my eyes and I'll rest them

Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah

Look like a fool, yeah

I hear my conscience tellin' me to leave this girl alone

But it's talking to me through a bad connection on the phone

So I'm doin' it anyway

All the shit im gonna say I probably won't mean tomorrow

Fuck it. It's another day-ay-ay-ay

I always say too much in text,

Leadin' all these groupies on, cause I don't even want the sex

And to be honest I don't mean the things I'm sayin'

I hope that you ain't serious, 'cause baby I'm just playin'

I'm just tryna hear you say you like me better than you do

You don't really ask for all the pictures that you're sendin' you

I don't really need 'em, probably just delete 'em

Just confirmed that you're a hoe, and I don't wanna see 'em

But I'll tell you what my friends think. Once I let my friends see

You should probably think about the shit you're gonna send me

Catch me in the moment when I'm drunk, and I'll be friendly

'Cause I ain't serious, babe I'm just havin' fun pretendin'

I'll be the king of drunk textin'

And it feels good to be flexin'

On this pretty girl and her best friend

While the one right here's undressin'

Guess I'll never learn my lesson

Never listen to the suggestions

Close my eyes and I'll rest them

Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah

Look like a fool, yeah

I'll be the king of drunk textin'

And it feels good to be flexin'

On this pretty girl and her best friend

While the one right here's undressin'

Guess I'll never learn my lesson

Never listen to the suggestions

Close my eyes and I'll rest them

Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah

Look like a fool, yeah