Everything in moderation

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Keep my vices on rotation

I don't swallow, I'm just tastin'

I'm a hot mess in a sun dress, let me confess

Too many problems, couldn't solve 'em with the excess

And you know I tried

When you're face down, black and blue

When the party's over and it's just you

When there's fuckin' nothin' left to lose

Shit, that's when it hit me

Everything in moderation

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Keep my vices on rotation

I don't swallow, I'm just tastin'

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Everything in moderation

I been chasin' meanin', chasin' feelin'

Wastin' life away with wicked highs

You can fuck me, but don't fuck with me

I've seen enough to last a couple lives

When you're face down, black and blue

When the party's over and it's just you

When there's fuckin' nothin' left to lose

Shit, that's when it hit me

Everything in moderation

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Keep my vices on rotation

I don't swallow, I'm just tastin'

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Everything in moderation

Had to learn the hard way

Between a rock and a hard place

Like Marilyn on a Monday

Some like it hot in the worst way

Did I have too much fun?

Shit, that's when it hit me

Everything in moderation

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Keep my vices on rotation

I don't swallow, I'm just tastin'

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Everything in moderation