Nfs

This is Grand Theft Auto but it's in real life Using my shark card to commit real crimes Tax fraud, robbery, assault and battery Kill them with kindness, my guns are called flattery My shits are splattery My teeth, all cavities My bars so cold, leave your teeth chattery Like Buffalo Balls, the man of the west I'm a soldier on my very own gamer conquest I break a door open Then I broke a grandmas walker Walked into church and said "YO" at the alter Aye bro you high? Why we goin so fucking fast We stop though? Damn wow I'm a smart fella, never a fart smeller Breaking into rooms and disrespecting every elder Ten percent water Ninety percent hoes Playing with a baby I don't give back their nose She can't sniff any more It is what it is My world the wilderness So I drink my piss Like this, got to take a swig Go into the urinal, aim and take a shit Never ever wipe Any time at night I'm the human races downfall, the one and only plight I'm a motherfucking menace I push and shove children I don't save the people Who are stuck in burning buildings It smells like you farted (Farted) Harder (Harder) A.P Honor Roll, all F's you retarded (Ohh) A.P Honor Roll, all F's you retarded (Ohh)