Locating the Junk

I'm the king of the castle

I'm the queen of the fort

I'm a pillow prince ridin' round in my good 'ol bike shorts

Ridin' 'round like a million bucks

Farewell my friend cause I don't give a fuck

Sippin' with a straw on my one buck chuck

Bite me with your rat teeth, that's hot as fuck

Switch me on, no switch just dom

General custard, big boy mustard